The Painfully Honest Valentine's Cards That Tell It Like It Is
Sometimes honesty is the best policy, especially when it comes to love. Why waste time describing your loved one as a beautiful summer's day when we actually know that your love for pizza is a much better comparison...
1. For the fast food lovers.
C'mon, 'fess up! Who had their first date at a fast food restaurant before braving the romantic, candlelit dinner for two? Picture: Scribbler
2. For the musical couples.
We say let music be the language of love - especially when it involves taking the micky out of a Erma Franklin song and involves pizza... Picture: Scribbler
3. For the couples who are simply burning with desire.
Because sometimes, passive-aggressive love notes kind of work? Picture: Scribbler
4. For the other-halves who love Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
And we know that the 35-year-old reality TV star Kim Kardashian LOVES herself. She's published her own book of over 300 selfies for goodness sake... This card is about a lot of love! Picture: Scribbler
5. For the needy lover.
Nothing says love like a bit of bribery! Picture: Scribbler
6. For the overly lovey-dovey lovers out there.
We're not sure why this works but it really does... Picture: Scribbler
7. For the asthma sufferers.
Not only is this card on point but you can personalise it with your lovers name on the Scribbler website! Picture: Scribbler
8. For the animal lovers.
Try reading this 'punny' card without breaking into the classic tune. Of course the original song ('baby don't hurt me') is by Haddaway. Picture: Scribbler
9. For the avocado lovers.
You'd be bang on the hipster trend by getting an avocado inspired card! Picture: Scribbler
10. For the couples who are confident in their relationship.
You know who you are... Picture: Scribbler
11. For the couples of very little words.
Because your love dates back to prehistoric times, right? We hear you. Picture: Scribbler
12. For the brutally honest lovers...
Just incase you didn't get him/her a card, here's one for February 15th... Picture: Scribbler
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